Greg Behrendt [He's Just Not That Into You]

"I'm about to make a wild, extreme, and severe relationship rule: the word 'busy' is a load of crap and is most often used by assholes. The word 'busy' is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction. It seems like a good excuse, but in fact in every silo you uncover, all you're going to find is a man who didn't care enough to call. Remember, men are never too busy to get what they want."